Thursday, November 6, 2008
-Octopus ravages local optometrist office.
-Eight tentacles of terror run amok on city unprepared for 'Act of God'. Unless that god happens to be Cthulhu.
-Titans of Pain invade Yaletown. Small dogs in sweaters and dog-carriages disappear. Supposedly eaten.
-Woman puts 'jelly' back in jellyfish.
Okay, I'm done.